Starting things off… with a kick

Why is coffee called that? why wasn’t it called jolt, or brown-bitter-tasting-liquid-that-makes-you-feel-awake? Hm. this is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. Anyway, I’m a fan of energy drinks. Jolt, Ace, Full Throttle, Red Bull; I love ‘em all. Except the original Rockstar. that stuff tastes nasty. Personally, I like the orange Rockstar the best. And even better, at school it comes in 24oz. cans. Sweet.